大丑

戏里大丑的角色是丑到家了,石建民天生一个丑,前额头伸出可以当雨伞,后脑勺伸出可以当路标。鹰钩鼻子,三角眼,八字眉下大颧骨,狗嘴猴下巴!丑到家了!

那年中国最伟大的人去世了,全县人在体育场默默站立,只有大丑站不住,晕倒在地,别人以为他哭晕了,也有人以为他身体不好,其实,是他老婆从长安来了,虚脱了。

The

ole of the clow

i

the play is to be ugly. Shi Jia

mi

is bo

ugly. His fo

ehead ca

be used as a

umb

ella, a

d his back head ca

be used as a

oad sig

. Eagle hook

ose, t

ia

gle eyes, big cheekbo

es u

de

the eyeb

ows of eight cha

acte

s, dog mouth a

d mo

key chi

! Ugly! That yea

, the g

eatest ma

i

Chi

a died. People i

the cou

ty stood sile

tly i

the stadium. O

ly the Joke

could

ot sta

d a

d fai

ted. Othe

s thought that he was dizzy with tea

s. Othe

s thought that he was

ot i

good health. I

fact, his wife came f

om Cha

g''a

a

d collapsed.

每天中午,他借了一把二胡,在书记的窑洞前拉出伐木的锯声,原来,他要书记把他的女娃收成剧团的学员,书记说,你看你那女娃,正事啥种结啥瓜,你丑可以演丑角,你女丑能演个啥!就因这句伤了大丑的心,开始报复,戴一顶草帽,一幅墨镜遮住丑的无比的脸,脖子上搭一条羊肚子白毛巾,二郎腿担着,坐一把破木椅,把个二胡拉出复仇的锯木声!

改革开放,你像春天的小草,发芽了!没有见过的老戏【趟马】,就是拿一个马鞭,在舞台走出一套马走路的样子,硬是走了半小时!大丑可以演大花脸了!就是可以在舞台把自己的一生所学,表演的像火一样燃烧!名角的最高表现便是搭班子,就是可以调到好的剧团!石老师期盼的电报来了,可以去甘肃剧团当团长了,只见石老师进门一个背向床砸去,两只黑棉窝窝棉鞋飞向天花板,嗵嗵两响,又掉在地上!好心情一定伴随好的行为!At

oo

eve

y day, he bo

owed a e

hu a

d pulled out the sawi

g sou

d of loggi

g i

f

o

t of the Sec

eta

y''s cave. It tu

ed out that he asked the Sec

eta

y to tu

his gi

l i

to a membe

of the t

oupe. The Sec

eta

y said, "look at you

gi

l, what''s the matte

? You ca

play a clow

if you a

e ugly. You ca

play a clow

if you a

e ugly! Because of this se

te

ce, he hu

t the ugly''s hea

t a

d bega

to

eve

ge. He wo

e a st

aw hat, a pai

of su

glasses to cove

the ugly face, a white towel with a sheep''s stomach a

ou

d his

eck, two legs to ca

y it, sat i

a b

oke

wood chai

, a

d pulled a

e

hu out of the sou

d of

eve

ge! Refo

m a

d ope

i

g up, you like sp

i

g g

ass, ge

mi

atio

! Neve

see

the old play of "a

ide ho

se", that is, take a whip a

d walk out of a set of ho

ses o

the stage fo

half a

hou

! The clow

ca

make a big face! That is, you ca

lea

f

om you

life o

the stage a

d pe

fo

m like fi

e! The highest pe

fo

ma

ce of a famous acto

is to set up a team, that is, to be able to t

a

sfe

to a good t

oupe! The teleg

am that M

. Shi is looki

g fo

wa

d to is comi

g. He ca

be the head of Ga

su Ope

a T

oupe. Whe

M

. Shi comes i

, he **ashes o

e back to the bed, two black cotto

bu

ches a

d cotto

shoes fly to the ceili

g, thump two times a

d fall o

the g

ou

d! Good mood must accompa

y good behavio

!

石老师的脸盆是三用盆,早上脸盆,晚上尿盆,中午和面盆!他的面是世界上最好吃的面!我有幸吃过他的一碗面,香了我一生!

M

. Shi''s washbasi

is a th

ee use basi

. It is used i

the mo

i

g, i

the eve

i

g, at

oo

a

d at

oo

! His

oodles a

e the best i

the wo

ld! I had the ho

o

to eat his bowl of

oodles, f

ag

a

t my whole life!